My name's John. Or Jack. Or asshole. Whatever you prefer. I'm just a 24 year-old idiot playing at being a grown man in the Capital Wasteland. USN. Irreligious, but not anti-religion. Taken. Booze aficionado. Obsessed with video-games. Cat-person. Check out my /kitty and /me tags. I can sound condescending, but it's mostly unintended. If you disagree or take issue with something I say, don't be afraid to say so. I can be quite amiable about such things.